Happy birthday to meeeee!!

That’s literally the only reason I have for posting. I’m 15 now, which I guess probably makes me smarter and more likely to have sex or something like that. Hope y’all are having a good day

(insert a bunch of those party-blower confetti emojis)



  1. YAY! Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy your day and everything it has to offer. My confetti cannon isd a little rusty, so I’ll just make the noises. BOOM! PEW! POW! FLUTTERFLUTTERFLUTTER.
    Smarts and sexual opportunities? Hell yeah! Rock on. (If such encounters happen, I suggest you wear a party hat).

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